Dang a Lang Dangles.

It's giving alien penis..Shrugs. 

Someone else said it's giving maybe hulk...penis. Cause that would be green too right? I don't know... would it? 🤔Would it? 

Look y'all forget that, It's green. It's a green d*ck and they earrings..Enjoy.

Earrings measure in at 2 inches (giggity) and have a removable transparent plastic on that you peel off. (Safety first right.)